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JACKIE AND DENNIS KAPERICK CELEBRATE 44^{TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!}

     Former residents of Tacoma, Washington, Jackie and Dennis Kaperick are looking younger than ever celebrating their 44th wedding anniversary in Cuenca, Ecuador. Dennis is famous for his amazing guitar playing. Since his departure Tacoma residents have suffered a major loss from which the entire Washington music scene has never recovered.
Jackie is famous in her own right. A major player in the dental industry, Tacoma residents are refusing to go to the dentist now that she is no longer here to hold patients hands and extend her tender, loving comfort to them. The tooth decay problem has been greatly exacerbated as a result of her exodus.
However, the city of Cuenca has gained from Tacoma’s loss. José Cuervo, the manager of Chipotle’s Two For One Cocktail Bar is thrilled that the couple have arrived in Cuenca. José said his bar is flourishing as never before. In fact patrons have flocked to Chipotle’s from all over Cuenca and beyond just to meet the Kapericks, who always greet them with a margarita in each hand.
Dennis has been delighting his new Cuencan fan base by making musical appearances in local restaurants and major religious institutions. While Jackie is becoming famous for her spectacular cuisine and is developing a ravenous band of groupies. When interviewed, all their neighbors were of the same mind. They giggled like goo-goo eyed school girls as they squealed "We’re just crazy about the Kapericks. We’re so lucky they chose to live in our building!" Throngs of admirers often wait impatiently for them to exit the building so they can get their autographs.
Cuenca, known for their frequent parades, is preparing for a ‘Bienvenida, Glad You’re Here Señores Kaperick’ parade. The facial reproduction masks of Jackie and Dennis are flying off the shelves. There was a near riot at a local tienda when they were temporarily sold out. Cuenca Mayor Marcelo Cabrera will be presenting them with The Golden Maraca, Ecuadorians’s version of the key to the city.
When asked how the Kaperick’s plan to celebrate their anniversary, they smiled broadly as they responded, "we plan on partying of course!"

TO DENNIS AND JACKIE

¡HAVE A SPECTACULAR WEDDING ANNIVERSARY!